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What I see at the ATM
Dear gomers who design ATMs. This is what I see when I look at your creations. “Insert check”??? I don’t see anywhere to insert a “check”! I get actual cheques maybe once or twice a year, so I always...
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Was going through a box of old papers from my school days. Here is Catullus 101 as (very) loosely translated by one Candice Green in 2000. Multās per gentēs et multa per aequora vectus Carried through...
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November 22, 2001
Little girls often cannibalized their babies by chewing on fingers and toes, causing them to disappear altogether. Why don’t you do us all a favour and disappear altogether? Some experts believe the...
View Articletalking to myself during the vampire diaries
(12:33:55 AM) Candice: how are these people without jobs or families ALSO now revealed to own lakehouses (12:34:27 AM) Candice: while most of the vampires, who could have made wise investments long...
View ArticleHey, let’s post here!
Why not? I mean, it’s been since March 2012? What’s that about. I haven’t had anything as important to say as all the other complete and utter crap that’s on this blog? Seems unlikely. I wonder if this...
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I have just migrated my website, so I am attempting to determine whether or not it’s working and such. That will be all. Have a nice day.
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